Mid Life Crisis
Vic’s 40th birthday is coming up next month. He reminded me about it yesterday and used it as a justification for a mid-life crisis. Hmmmm, what is he trying to say?
Off-hand, the meaning of a male mid-life crisis consists of two things. These would be, the desire to be young again, and the desire for a "young" female to help make them feel young again. Interesting, isn’t it?
Usually, these "older" men go out and buy their expensive toys believing that it will make them look and feel young. Vic, if you do decided to go out and buy yourself the benz, can I "borrow" the keys, please? : )
As for those young girls and the "older" men, you know it’s usually about the money. These older guys that think they are hot stuff when they walk around with their young, sexy arm candy are just fooling themselves. More often than not, they are being used.
Tell me something, what do a 20-year-old female and a 40-year-old male talk about? What experiences do they have in common? Oh yeah, I forgot, they don’t talk very much. They are too busy doing other, more fascinating and entertaining things— like shopping! : ) Conversation is not a requirement. Ha! Ha!
Please forgive me. It just annoys me to see these young girls throwing themselves at older men because of the material things that they can get. It also saddens me to see the number of broken marriages that are a result of these associations.
So, Vic, you may look at the menu but, you just cannot eat. If you get caught "eating", I’m going to tell your Mom. : ) I hope that she’ll spank you for being a naughty boy. I would not want you to turn into a dirty old man—then again, maybe you already are one. : )
Until next time. Take care.
